A recent conversation with the family mutt, known as Blanche to the blogging world:
Super Cringe: Blanche what are you doing?
Blanche: I’m stretching. I can’t just run outside like I’ve been shot out of a cannon now, I’m in my late 50s.
Super Cringe: Sure, sure, I get that…what is it you need to chase?
Blanche: Are you kidding, don’t you see that thing in the sky? The boy is out there I need to protect him.
Super Cringe: It’s a drone Blanche, the boy is fine, he’s operating it.
Blanche: What kind of wizardry…nope, that flying thing needs to go.
Super Cringe: What are you going to do if you catch it?
Blanche: I think you mean, what am I going to do when I catch it! I dunno sniff it, take a bite, walk around with it in my mouth like a champion drone killer. Let me out, I’m stretched and ready to go!
Super Cringe: (Hand signals to son from the window that a maniac dog is about to be released so he can take precautions) Alright then Blanche, Godspeed.